The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Handshake

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Mark- You ever just look outside at a tree?

(Haha, you think I move from my bed? Ha, Extroverts man)

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Ethan- and nasty in the good way ;)

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*Anyone touches anything ever*

Mark- That's too many germs!

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Ethan- You wanna be high or low, top or bottom?

(Related)

Mark- Get on the bottom you basic bitch.

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Mark- We can't touch!

(Is it November?)

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Mark- We know how to bite dogs.

(Well done? I don't know if I should... Call someone or...)

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Ethan- And then you spot out the piss, from the Britta filter.

Mark- Oh I know, oh, that video, that, are you sure? What about the other time we drank piss?

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Mark- Now this is a hand shake!

(Without the shake... "Now this is a hand!")

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Mark- #H-A-N-D-M-Y-A-N-N-U-S

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WARNING: only the elite of the ite can ever SURVIVE ATTEMPTING this incredible Unus Annus Handshake! YOU HAVE BEEN WARBED!!
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