Mark- IQ tests are a standardized way to try to determine who is smart and who is dumb.
Ethan- It's all stupid tho!
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Mark- How complex are fractions?
Ethan- I don't...
Mark- it's just a number over a number
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Mark- Yes, I am guessing?
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Mark- 32, so it's 2 (I know why I just like it out of context)
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Mark- Tim knows Todd; Todd knows Kim, does Kim know Tim?
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Mark- 62nd percentile, that's so bullshit
Ethan- *laughing* I got 3!
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Mark- 2-3-6-7-8 HM, something is weird there...
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Mark- ¹/5 of 200 is 40, half of that is 20, ¼ of that is 5.
Ethan- Quick maths!
Mark- Quick maths, Bratatata!
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Ethan- John needs 13 bottles of water from the store. John can only carry 3 bottles at a time. What's the minimum number of trips John needs to make to the store?
Mark- John's a pussy.
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Mark- *doing a funny voice* If all Bloops are Razzies and all Razzies are Lazzies-
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Mark- If you re-arange the letters in... La-gen-da?
Ethan- Lasagna?
(Related)
Ethan- Glendale!
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Mark- Ralph likes 25 but not 24.
Ethan- Picky guy...
(Related)
Mark- He likes 400, he likes them old!
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Mark- I think it's 64, I think.
Ethan- I believe it.
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Mark- So if we didn't miss-click ("miss-click") and you didn't shout Glendale...
Ethan- Glendale!
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Mark- No one take this test and be like, "My IQ was 130 dah!" That's not how it works.
Ethan- is that how people speak? *In funny voice* be dud dud dah!
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Mark- I was just born!
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Both- 5, 5, true, reliable.
Ethan- GLENDALE!
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
