Granting Access Into Heaven's Sweet Gates

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Mark- I got no problem with that. Period.
Full stop. However!

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Ethan- Can we do an Unus Annus Dyson video?

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Mark- 'Do you flush the toilet in public'... Is this a qualification for going to hell?

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Mark- You do 'whoever doesn't is just nasty'.

Ethan- Yeah.

Mark- You judgemental fuck.

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Ethan- Do you say good morning to your coworker?

Mark- Amy is my coworker, I say good morning to her.

Ethan- You said good morning to me when I worked for you. (Aw)

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Ethan- it's 4:20 baby!

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Mark- Have you ever stuck chewing gum under a stadium seat? Ok, when's the last time I've been in a stadium?

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Ethan-
Peter- Could you have fun?!

Mark- Peter, Peter, please!

Ethan-
Peter- Could you have fun dancing to kidz bop songs?!

Mark- I mean... I...

Ethan-
Peter- Yes or no?!

Mark- Just... There's...

Ethan-
Peter- YES OR NO?!

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Ethan- We can do that for a video!

Mark- Alright...

Ethan- or is that insensitive? 'Cause should we just do it out of the kindness of our hearts?

Mark- No, we should definitely do it for a video, that's fucking content.

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Mark- Ok, here's a question, do you think I'm a positive person?

Ethan- yeah, I think you're a positive person.

Mark- I think you're a very positive person.

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Heaven. He'll. 2 different places. 2 different outcomes. 2 sweet boys. Take the quiz. To find out. Where they belong.

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Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.

Memento Mori.

Unus Annus.


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