Ethan- How tall are you?
Mark- Eh, maybe 7'3".
Ethan- 7'4".
Mark- 7'3"- Ah, sorry, 7'1" with shoes off.
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Mark- that's not gonna be very comfortable...
Ethan- Well, your going to be dead, so does it matter?
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Ethan- you're an engineer right?
Mark- yeah.
Ethan- right?
Mark- yeah.
Ethan- right?
Mark- yeah. Wait, no sorry, the answer is no.
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Mark- I don't want to be a burden to anyone when I die, which is why I wanna be burned, so I'm not a burnden!
Ethan- *Just gives a face of pure disappointment at Mark*
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DO NOT READ THIS OUT OF CONTEXT- OR DO- I DON'T CARE TBH
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Mark- we have a big one here~
Ethan- Alright.
Mark- This is really big!~
Ethan- wait a second.
Mark- dude, it's so big!~
Ethan- Yeah, hold on.
Mark- This one's big!~
Ethan- Yeah, ok, hold on a second.
Mark- Dude, it's huge!~
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Mark- You know, if I had to go out, I would not mind going out with a brand deal from Nerdy Nummies. Nerdy Nummies! I don't know what their slogan is!
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context- Ethan stabbed at his face through a box with scissors
Mark- Ahh! I'm alive!
Ethan- Barely!
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Mark- My death is gonna have so many sponsors!
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Ethan- Do you wanna change your clothes? (;3)
Mark- Why?
Ethan- Well, because we have to put you out in a river.
Mark- Well, I mean, It's gonna float.
Ethan- Are we sure?
Mark- Cheah!
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Context- Mark is about to fall down the stairs in his "Coffin/boat"
Mark- I'm almost in!
Ethan- You ready?
Mark- I'm ready!
Ethan- Are you ready?
Mark- I'm ready!
Ethan- Are you sure?
Mark- Yeah, yeah.
Ethan- Are you sure?
Mark- Yeah, I'm fine.
Ethan- *Let's him go* Oh my god, are you ok? Oh my god, that picked up speed so fast!
Amy- You look like the wicked witch of the west.
Ethan- *Continues laughing*
Mark- I seem to be stuck.
Ethan- *Laughs heavily*
Mark- I think you have to take my feet and pull the box down so we're flat first.
Amy's edit- *Incoherent directions (Mark)*
Ethan- That was so fast! *Laughs*
Mark- Just pull, it's ok!
Ethan- I just can't stop laughing!
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Mark- Help me, I'm really wedged in Nerdy Nummies
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Ethan- Mark was a humble- mm, humble? I don't think we'd call him humble. Mark- he was a man! A strong man; strong willed and strong bodied. But he lacked an intelligence he made up for it with his charm, him smile and his ok pen-is. Few have experienced what Mark truly- who he was. He was a man who did things, and he did them until he wasn't doing them anymore. He was a great friend, he was kind, he was kind of attractive, he- kind of attractive. In some circles he'd be attractive. alright; with that-
Mark- That was awful!
Ethan- -I'm going to-
Mark- I don't think you made a complete sentence the entire time.
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Ethan- The annus to my unus.
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Summery- In this Video, Mark is given the traditional Viking funeral he wated to prepare him for him last memory, for his funeral.
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Description-
A Viking Funeral is when you send your dearly departed down a river on a boat and then light that boat on fire with a flaming arrow. Probably not historically accurate but neither is our reacreation.
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
