Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast

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Ethan- Oh, I have to handle my own meat now?

Mark- What, you want me to touch your meat?

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Ethan- What would adding time do?

Mark- We can't add time.

(Thanks for pointing that out, I thought I can control time!)

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Ethan- What are we making again?

Mark- Who Hash.

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Amy- Ethan does kinda looks ok like, uhh, who was the assistant there?

Ethan- careful.

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Mark- I have big mayor energy!

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Mark- This is my big night. Martha's ignored me for so long, but I will get her attention. I will get her attention. Don't tell Amy, don't tell Amy. But, Martha, Martha, Martha- *slowly turns head to camera* hi Amy...

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Josh- Anyone can cook!

(I can barely make toast mate)

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*Squash squeaking*

Josh- Yeah, that thing works great, I love it.

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Mark- it's so funny, I don't like squash!

Ethan- 0-0 -_- 0-0

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Mark- Martha's practically already in my bed! Amy, I'm sorry...

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Josh- Goddamn.

Ethan- is that a good Goddamn?

Josh- That is a good Goddamn.

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