Preserving Ourselves In Wax

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Seán- I think Ethan know when the camera's are on and then he's like *Irish noises*

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Ethan- Listen it's not about me right now, it's about us *Pats Mark's back* huh? *Pats Seán's back* us *almost pat's Mark's back* fuck, I'm just proving my-

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Seán- How? 

Mark- Wax!

Ethan- That's what it is...

Mark- And that's the answer.

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Mark- Why was it on a harder blow?

Ethan- *giggles* harder blow.

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context- Seán asked what we were all thinking, if they were going to move in a house and get married after unus annus was over.

Ethan- We talked about that!

Mark- No, you talked about that.

Ethan- I talked about it!

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Ethan- Fair is fair! Why am I asking? 

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Mark- Wax flammable! Good thing we didn't use fire!

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Mark- It's warm!

Ethan- Er... It's hot wax-

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Mark- What's up there chuckles?

Ethan- *giggles* the goop is funny to me.

Mark- He's in his own little world.

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Seán- I don't know if that's a good idea or a GREAT idea!

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Ethan- Ok, you are going to PAINT it on me, you are not going to POUR it on me.

Mark- Why would I pour it on you?

Ethan- Because I don't trust you.

Mark- *funny hand gestures* are you Insane?!

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Seán- oh, now we're going to a get a peanut allergy...

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Ethan- I feel insecure about my body!

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Seán- You'll be like a snake!

Mark- You'll be like a crab, or a lobster!

Ethan- Or a snake.

Mark- Or a lobster. (Bit jealous are we Mark XD)

Seán- I just said that word...

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Seán- You look like someone just spat in your face.

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Seán- This is gonna be so nice, my pores are gonna open!

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Mark- *mumbles*

Seán- What?

Mark- *mumbles*

Seán- Speak up, Wax man.

Mark- *Aggressive mumbling*

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Ethan- Don't be dumb-

Seán- *Mumble whispers* Like we were...

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Improving our minds, bodies and souls is our #1 priority, so to preserve our temples of flesh even more, we dipped them in wax.

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