DIY Cheese

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Ethan- 30 minutes?

Mark- 30 minutes.

Ethan- Mark, that's usually half the time that it takes for us to record a video! We can make 2 batches of mozzarella!

Mark- Let's try and make 1.

Ethan- Yeah, let's, please.

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Ethan- it's not mozzarella milk, it's spoiled milk!

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Amy- Do you think it's refrigerated inside of a cow, Ethan? It comes out warm!

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Mark- The Human body makes the perfect cheese.

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Mark- My Rene is going in twice as good and half as better!

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Both- Howowo, it's the dance of Italy!

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Ethan- Look how jiggly; look at dat ass!

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Mark- Feels like a boob!

Ethan- Does kinda feel like a boob!

Amy- I take a lot of offense to that frankly.

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Mark- Mum says it's my turn to play with the cheese!

Ethan- Mum says it's my turn to play with the boiling water!

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Amy- Can you play out to camera more, Mark?

Mark- *spins around* nyoore!

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Ethan- Hate to see her go but I love, love to, love to, hate to, hate to... I hate it.

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Ethan- Cold, cold cheese water.

Mark- Perfect.

Amy- Do you want shot glasses?

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Description-

Mark and Ethan explore the wonderful world of cheese. Will they succeed in becoming world class cheese mongers or will their dreams curdle before their eyes?

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