Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping

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Ethan- You alright Mark?

Mark- Yeah, just thinking about America...

Ethan- Not a great time to think about America...

Mark- ...and what it could've been...

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Ethan- You getting a sense of what you want in a casket?

Mark- Yeah, I don't want it to be too comfortable, I'd like to be alert.

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Ethan- I'll touch it. *Touches it*

Mark- That's the good stuff, right?

Ethan- Mm, velvet...

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Mark- Ed Sheeran?

Isabelle- huh?

Mark- Ed Sheeran?

Isabelle- No.

Mark- Van Halen?

Ethan- Bruno Mars?

Isabelle- No, no.

Mark- He doesn't play guitar. The guy with the top hat?

Ethan- Slash?

Mark- Slash?

Isabelle- Can you stop it?

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Ethan- Ooh, glue gun, that's so cool! (Easily entertained? what are you on about?)

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Amy- What would happen if Ethan layed down in it and ran through it?

(Related)

Isabelle- I don't think he'd come alive.

Mark- Oh, that's not my concern.

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Isabelle- I just need to know the name of who will pay for the casket.

Both- Unus Annus!

(Related)

Isabelle- Ok, now I need the details of the casket.

Mark- Ok, this is the fun part! (I thought murder was the best pa-)

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Description-

In yet another step towards preparing for the inevitable end, Mark and Ethan go shopping to find the perfect casket.

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