Ethan- This is like the tooth fairy but not as nice...
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Ethan- I have such a bad headache
Mark- You know what's gonna fix that? You know what's gonna fix that headache?
Ethan- Onions...
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Mark- I like onions.
Ethan- Yeah, it's aight...
Mark- I just don't know if I like 15 onion...
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Ethan- We're probably gonna use all of these onions for the French onion soup and then I'm just gonna eat French onion soup all day which honestly I'm not upset with.
(Cut to about 2 minutes later him not enjoying the soup and is stuck with a whole pot full of onion)
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Mark- And I made the eggs.
(Gotta love Mark out of context)
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Mark- Sounds like you need to stop being a little bitch and eat some onions!
Ethan- Well, I will eat some onions but I used the majority of my onions in this first-
Mark- Bitch!
Ethan- recipe.
Mark- Bitch!
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Mark- You're not gonna steal my onion plan you onion plan stealing bitch!
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Mark- Bitch!
Ethan- Amy, Mark is bullying me :c
Amy- He's got a bit of a 'tude
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Ethan- You might think, 'Ethan, that was a lot of pepper!' this is a lotta onions.
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Ethan- How's your breath?
Mark- Amy's not in the house anymore...
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And now, I introduce to you, Ethan having an onion breakdown:
Ethan- Look how much is left in here, right? *Takes pot lid off* this is how much is left in the whole thing. I don't- I can't, I can't do that... And there's still onion here!
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Mark- It looks very much like Semen...
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Ethan- So what did you eat today?
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Description-
As Shrek once told me in a dark alley on a stormy night, "onions have layers..." that message has been cemented into my mind among other things Shrek whispered into my ear. But in this video we discover the true versatility of the mythical onion and if there is such a thing as too much onion.
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
