Mark, it's the holiday season, and uh, you know the big man who works-
Mark- oh fuck.
Ethan- What? It's my holiday suit!
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Ethan- Oh my god he's going to fucking stab me!
Mark- Why would I stab you?
Ethan- Because you're a fucking idiot.
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Ethan- He claims to be the smart one; I'm usually dumb for a bit, he's actually dumb sometimes.
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Ethan- You sure take your fucking time.
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Mark- We've bathed together in eggnog
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Mark- You're white, I'm Korean, Santa Mukbang!
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Ethan- This is a bad idea...
Mark- You're a bad idea but here you are!
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Ethan- Did you leave cookies and milk out for Santa?
Mark- It's not...- It's not Christmas yet... I'll do it later... Oh you mean in my past!
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Mark- I hate you, I hate you fucking cookie bitch.
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Mark- That's the best thing about divorce, 2 Christmases.
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Ethan- You know, when I think about it, when my parents said, "Hey, you guy's gotta go to sleep, mum and dad are going to exchange special gifts together" 'cause that's always what it was, special gifts, oh my god...
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Mark- Eat my ass!
Ethan- I don't have room.
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Mark- Do who's fuck?
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Mark- Who fucked who to make the Grinch?
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Can't remember tbh- How big do you think Santa's dick is?
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Description-
Mark and Ethan attempt to match Santa's insatiable hunger by consuming a mere fraction of the egg nog and cookies that Santa eats every Christmas.
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
