Mark- I want you to imagine a world where humans, all of us, are all 8 feet tall.
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Ethan- Thanos is fucking hung dude. You seen his dick?
Mark- No, I have not.
Ethan- You haven't?!
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Mark- Now this is a sloth bone.
(I ain't never going outside again)
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Ethan- Did you ever, when you were a kid, just like kinda dig in, in the, in the dirt?
(Nah, he was too poor)
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Ethan- I don't have really any desire to be super tall.
Mark- Honestly, Same.
(Lies)
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Ethan- Maybe you can convince him not to kill you cause you're at dick sucking height.
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Ethan- There was no question that prompted this, you just said 'I have about Space Marines!'
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Ethan- Tall people are so tall, dude.
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Ethan- I wanna know if this growth serum works though dude because I am extremely insecure about my height.
*10 minutes ago*
Ethan- Yeah, I'm slightly below average but I am not insecure about my height.
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Description-
Two men of average adequate height discuss the upper limits of humanities height potential. Not that it matters. Height is more a curiousity than a social necessity. There's nothing wrong with being not incredibly talk. Height is a spectrum. And we are on the highest point of the bell curve. So if you think about it... we're actually pretty "up there" Which is a synonym for tall. So through the transitive properly, one could say that we are tall.
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
