Ethan- Can you make a baby with your body?
Mark- I don't think most scientists can make a baby in their body.
Ethan- I'd they're a woman then they can.
Mark- Well, not all woman...
Ethan- ... You right...
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Mark- Everyone who was born, was born.
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Ethan- You were stored inside of a womb for 8, 9, 10, doesn't matter, usually 9 months.
Mark- You could just say 9 -_-
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Mark- A miracle, exploding out of a vagina! It's getting worse, it's getting worse...
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Ethan- The miracle of life, everybody does it.
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Mark- We'll do one word at a time. Birth,
Ethan- the miracle.
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Ethan- is that what we should do once Unus Annus dies? Just be in a womb every video for 9 months?
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Mark- #W-o-m-b-u-s-A-n-n-u-s
Edit- #DoNotListenToMark!
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Mark- *skull drops in the bath* mom!
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Ethan- Mom says it's MY turn to be born!
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Ethan- Do you want to lube me up? ;)
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Ethan- Help, help :c
Mark- How can I help? c:
Ethan- Papa, help :c
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Ethan- *covered in ketchup* Was this the plan?
Mark- I mean... Yh, sure...
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Mark- I was born head first so I need to be unborn head first.
Edit- *Markiplier logic*
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Context- It looks like Mark had boobs:
Ethan- boobs!
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Mark- *gets birthed* *in a deep voice* waa!
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Ethan- What are you doing?
Mark- Spank me.
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Childbirth is such a beautiful thing! And here at Unus Annus we are experts at taking something beautiful and transforming it into something even better!
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
