Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend

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Mark- I need you to forget everything you know. Did you do it?

Ethan- who's it? Who are you?

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Mark- oh it can we widened. It can be wide enough for a, say, a large-

(I know I cut him off but it's funnier this way)

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Ethan- with, uh, the quarantine and everything going on we have just become a conspiracy channel.

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Mark- In evolution on human evolution there was a common ape ancestor that lead to chimpanzee, gorillas, orangutans, gigantopthili

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Ethan- Is a big monkey c:

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Ethan- Fur or hair?

Mark- Both.

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Ethan- I just kinda forgot that the North West exist.

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Ethan- Foot Tubers.

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Mark- I think Florida is just full of people that are out of their minds are just a bunch of nutos.

Ethan- True.

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Mark- Something jumping out at you there?

Ethan- Those big ballz.

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Mark- Bigfoot's foot is not the only thing that's big if you know what I'm talking about ;)

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Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Another keyword. He goes by many names. But once you see the irrefutable evidence... you will only call him... friend.
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