Amy- Mark, have you been busy lately?
Mark- Only a little bit.
Amy- Are you stressed out?
Mark- Only a little bit.
Amy- Would you like to Relax?
Mark- Only a little bit.
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Ethan- I touched your pennis a little bit...
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Mark- Where's the music?
Ethan- Do do do do do do do do-
Mark- Skip.
Ethan- Hah hah hah hah hah-
Mark- Skip.
Ethan- Do do do do daaah-
Mark- Skip.
Ethan- yhaaap!-
Mark- SKIP!
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Ethan- I am not a therapist, Mark, I am a nail salon.
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Mark- I'll give you 20 bucks if I can tell you about my problems.
Ethan- Alright. *sarcastically* Tell me about your problems Mark.
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Mark- It's my stupid body that's failing me, wanting sleep and this an that. (I agree and relate)
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Ethan- My hands are- sws sws- very shaky
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Mark- I wanna go on a boat and face my fears.
Ethan- What's your biggest fear Mark?
Mark- Ocean. I wanna go out there; I wanna fight it.
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Ethan- Alright Mark, you're gonna be stylish, you are gonna be top of your game, you walk into the room and people will say, "Wow!"
Mark- That's what they already say.
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Mark- *Gets up in a unique/inappropriate way*
Ethan- So much pubes...
Mark- What's up? What's wrong?
Ethan- Jut right in my face.
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Mark- *having an essential crisis* My feet are- In my recording room, my feet are in two bowls of soapy water.
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Leaving it on a wholesome one-
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Amy- Well, you got popular on YouTube, you hired up Ethan, and then you kept him around by choice.
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Description-
As an act of friendship, Ethan attempts to calm Mark's stress with a little spa time.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
