Ethan's Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon

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Amy- Mark, have you been busy lately?

Mark- Only a little bit.

Amy- Are you stressed out?

Mark- Only a little bit.

Amy- Would you like to Relax?

Mark- Only a little bit.

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Ethan- I touched your pennis a little bit...

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Mark- Where's the music?

Ethan- Do do do do do do do do-

Mark- Skip.

Ethan- Hah hah hah hah hah-

Mark- Skip.

Ethan- Do do do do daaah-

Mark- Skip.

Ethan- yhaaap!-

Mark- SKIP!

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Ethan- I am not a therapist, Mark, I am a nail salon.

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Mark- I'll give you 20 bucks if I can tell you about my problems.

Ethan- Alright. *sarcastically* Tell me about your problems Mark.

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Mark- It's my stupid body that's failing me, wanting sleep and this an that. (I agree and relate)

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Ethan- My hands are- sws sws- very shaky

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Mark- I wanna go on a boat and face my fears.

Ethan- What's your biggest fear Mark?

Mark- Ocean. I wanna go out there; I wanna fight it.

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Ethan- Alright Mark, you're gonna be stylish, you are gonna be top of your game, you walk into the room and people will say, "Wow!" 

Mark- That's what they already say.

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Mark- *Gets up in a unique/inappropriate way* 

Ethan- So much pubes...

Mark- What's up? What's wrong?

Ethan- Jut right in my face.

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Mark- *having an essential crisis* My feet are- In my recording room, my feet are in two bowls of soapy water.

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Leaving it on a wholesome one-

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Amy- Well, you got popular on YouTube, you hired up Ethan, and then you kept him around by choice.

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Description-

As an act of friendship, Ethan attempts to calm Mark's stress with a little spa time.

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