Harnessing Our Dog's Unlimited Energy

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Mark- Chica, you're not pulling your weight around here which means that you need a job, which means that you need to pull my weight.

Ethan- Spencer, s- uh- du, same for you.

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Mark- You take up a lot of space, you're a lotta upkeep with your fur, you eat, which I didn't think was gonna happen.

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Mark- How's my pit Chica?

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Mark- There's a bee in my sled.

Ethan- Alright, Mark, sit down.

Mark- *picks up sled* Sir, Ma'am?

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Ethan- Spencer's afraid of the sled.

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Mark- Just because you let me down this 1 time doesn't mean that you failed me, your purpose is higher than just pulling my fat ass. You are meant for so much more; your breath is awful...

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Mark- I don't know if you did anything Spencer. 

Ethan- See, he's more of a Christmas tree than a reindeer.

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Ethan- Is the safety on?

Mark- yeah!

Ethan- Are you sure?

Mark- Probably.

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Mark- Henry, you wanna treat? Sit, not on the edge, you're gonna fall... Henry, here, you're on the edge.

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Ethan- I can feel them! Right on my tail, Mark!

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Mark- Don't fall off, Chica! *Sled slams into the pool step*

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Well, let this be a lesson to all of you, don't fly too close to the sun, 'cause it's hot.

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Description-

Like Icarus who came before them, Mark and Ethan fly too close to the sun. Or at least... they attempt to fly. Shoot for the moon and you'll land among the stars. Shoot for the north pole and you'll land about three inches from where you started.

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