Long Hair, Do We Dare?

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Ethan- I wanna look banging while I do it!

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Ethan- You have pretty black hair.

Mark- Do I have pretty, black hair? Or do I have fairly, black hair?

Ethan- You have pretty, black hair c:

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Ethan- You have no juice today, where'd all your juice go? You drink all your juice?

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Amy- You look like Farquaad.

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Mark- 'cause she's a woman? You sexist fuck!

Ethan- Alright..

Mark- why don't you ask me? Why would I not know?

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Mark- It's me and you! It's you and me! This is what we got until the end of the timer!

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Mark- sorry person on the street who looked concerned.

Ethan- oh, God! Get outta here!

Amy- Ethan, the sound travels so well...

Mark- Oh, you piece of garbage!

Amy- No, no, Mark!

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Mark- You sweet baby boy!

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Ethan- Where are you looking Amy?

Amy- Benjamin.

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Context- it looked like Ethan was giving Mark a BJ.

Amy- Ethan, I don't think... Put your head back up... That was not a good shot...

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Mark- I look like my mom.

(Related)

Ethan- You have the same, like, face shape.

Mark- nah, my brother has the same face shape, I have my dad's face shape.

Ethan- yeah?

Mark- You fucking Claude.

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Ethan- Who do I look like?

Mark- You look like Ethan in a wig...

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Beauty. We love it. We live it. We ARE it. Let's make some moves to get that hair longer than life

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