Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell

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Very quick: THANK YOU FOR 5K VIEWS!

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Mark- Alex drinks 'Bang!'

Ethan- Yeah?

Mark- Yeah, he says it's like a cuppa coffee, which somehow I really doubt.

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Ethan- They have toilet paper and stuff too!

(Not anymore!)

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Mark- Put that by my dick there.

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Mark- I got ball cam, oh there's a hair by there.

(From you head or...)

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Ethan- Red bull, red bull, red bull, uh, a red bull, we got a red bull and we got red bull, and then we got 2 high life's.

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Mark- Forbidden to add any flammable... Alcohol...

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Mark- How in is the tube?

Ethan- it's very in ;)

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Mark- k, Ethan, I need you, uh, to, where, by your feet.

Ethan- *drops jeans on the ground*

Mark- ok... ;-;

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Mark- Push that through the hole. Do not put your penis through this hole.

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Mark- *smells the beer*

Ethan- No, Mark! You can't!

Mark- I wasn't gonna, just a smell!

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Mark- *pressing many buttons*

Ethan- *edited in the this is fine meme* This is fine.

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Ethan- I'm gonna smell like warm beer! :<

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Ethan- *standing in his boxers* Do you have shorts?

Mark- Yeah, you want shorts?

Ethan- Yeah, I want shorts, I just don't wanna put my, my warm beer body in jeans.

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Ethan- Anyone who works in Starbucks, I'll suck whatever-

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Evan- What about pee? Could you do, like a pee sauna or would that not work?

Ethan- God dammit, Evan! Why did you say that? No! No!

Evan- Priop things you guys ha e done, I wasn't sure or not.

Ethan- Evan! Why did you say that? D:>

Mark- Evan, what have you done?

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Description-

Amy bought us a portable sauna that allows you to enjoy a steamy sauna, wherever you'd like! Just add liquid! Unfortunately... the liquid we chose was Beer and Red bull.

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