Mark- $100 per touch
(Does masturbation count? If so I'm fu-)
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Ethan- Love yourself. But you can't always do that, Mark...
(My sad ass sitting in the corner nodding and crying)
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Ethan- What if her friends are shitty?
Mark- Oh my God, Love them!
Ethan- ;-;
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Article: "So do you assignment to know her do's and don'ts"
(You are assigned to know her do's and don'ts?)
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Ethan- by always remembering you're in a relationship.
(How the... How do you forget?)
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Mark- Do you respect Queen Elizabeth?
Ethan- the queen is the queen of England, she has no power in America -_-
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Article: "Protect her, be a real man!"
(I wanna be a real man!)
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**TW: Please be aware that in this video we discuss abuse and unhealthy relationship dynamics.**
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
