Both- (Mark) Life's- (Ethan) is-
Mark- Go ahead.
Ethan- No, you go.
Mark- No, you go.
Ethan- No, you go.
Mark- No, C'mon, you go.
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Ethan- Just making a bong out of a pepsi can.
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Mark- How much Ramen does this guy have?
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Mark- No girls aloud, am I right? *They high-five*
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Mark- You got your pantyhose, men?
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Ethan- *a woman puts a bra over her mouth* this is still on survival hacks for men.
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Mark- We could try it on the balls. (Trying to spice up he bedroom, eh, Mark?)
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Ethan- While Mark goes to get the box cummer.
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Ethan- This is a fire-
Mark- Keep talking. *Runs into the house*
Ethan- So, this is a fire...
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Ethan- Come on, it's been more than 5 minutes!
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Mark- For the record, yes, we have not deflated these since we filmed that video about 2 months ago.
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Mark- shoot it in. (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
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Mark- Put the butthole there.
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Ethan- If the sun is bright, you put glasses on; then it's not as bright anymore!
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Description-
Using the sacred texts of 5 Minute Crafts, we harness the incredible power of "life hacks" to achieve immortality.
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This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.
Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
