Ethan- How are we gonna get yolked if we don't have Pre-workout coursing through our veins?
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Ethan- Have you got a new Britta filter yet?
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Ethan- Amy's gonna kill you!
Mark- Amy's gonna kill me!
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Ethan- To the president! *Drinks pre workout*
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Mark- Yeah, let's watch the gymnast do pull ups.
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Mark- I think you're supposed to wait like an hour after you take pre workout...
Ethan- That's swimming.
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Ethan- Make sure you hold my feets good.
Mark- *puts his feet on Ethan's to keep his steady* is this good enough?
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Ethan- *doing the sit ups* I'm gonna fart.
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Ethan- I haven't stretched in a long time.
Mark- I haven't either but you don't hear me- well actually, I've been doing nothing but bitching this entire video...
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Mark- *gets ready to stretch* it hurts from here.
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Ethan- *literally screaming* OASIS!! *In normal voice* 27
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(Fast transition XD)
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Mark- Go bed, you do push ups later.
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Mark- *encouraging Ethan* Do a flip.
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Mark- I will shit all over you if I have to. Imagine you're on a marathon and this Asshole- C'mon, 3 mile m- 3 mile Jennifer! That's what they call you!
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Ethan- Should we order food? What if we-
Mark- Shut up!
Ethan- What kinda food do you want?
Mark- Oh God, stop talking to me!
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Ethan- Would you ever bike for president?
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Mark- You run much?
Ethan- Not a one, I've never ran in my life.
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Ethan- Donnie, our prebident!
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Ethan- Didn't his, like, fitness records come back and they were like 'he's perfectly healthy!' there's no way.
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Description-
The presidential Fitness test is a benchmark to see if the youth of America are up to the arbitrary standards of fitness set forth by the government. Are we still up to the task? Are we still fit?
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
