Ethan- Do you know the incubation period? It is 2 weeks?
Mark- It's like 14 days, yh. A long time.
(*Me sitting here having 6 months till school* yeah, a long time...)
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Mark- We can never touch our faces again!
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Mark- I came out the womb touching faces.
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Ethan- This is content, Mark.
(Related)
Ethan- Well, Everybody at home may be thinking 'wow, this is pretty low tear stuff, they're throwing out,' I think it's admirable that we're even trying.
Mark- What do you mean? Low tear stuff! Why you gotta shit on the video we're making as we're making it?
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Ethan- How long do you think we'll be like this?
Mark- Uh, another 5 minutes.
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Ethan- Not being able to touch my face for 30 minutes is equal to Pepper spray.
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Ethan- You're touching your face with your arms!
Mark- No!
Ethan- Yes!
Mark- No!
Ethan- Yes!
Mark- No!
Ethan- *pause* Yes!
(God they really are like children aren't they XD)
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Ethan- How do I know I can trust you?
Mark- I'm Markiplier!
(Related)
Mark- Scouts honour.
Ethan- You were never a scout!
Mark- I was a scout for a day.
Ethan- Wow! Thank you for your service!
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Mark- What's 2+2?
Ethan- 4.
Mark- What's 4+8?
Ethan- 16.
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Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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