Having an Adventure In VR Chat Because We Can't Go Outside

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Ethan- Mark, you got a nice rump.

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Ethan- I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

Mark- *sees Ethan a foot off the ground* What? What are you doing?

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Ethan- I'm trying to climb, I'm such a shitty frog >:c

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Mark- Get some balls in your hands and get up here!

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Ethan- Mark! I'm stuck! This is 127 hours! Help! I have to cut off my own arm! 😖

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Mark- It's an analogy.

(Related)

Ethan- it's an analóguÊ

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Ethan- Should we go somewhere else?

Mark- What?! I'm having a- Jesuc Christ! What kinda ADD do you have?!

Ethan- I love that I can't hear him.

(Related I guess)

Mark- I bet you're the type of guy that when you watch porn you, you, you can't just look at 1 picture and be satisfied you have to look at a whole bajillion!

Ethan- Yeah, you're right.

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Mark- Don't make me... eat your legs... I don't know...

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Ethan- Careful. Be careful.

Mark- oh it's ho- *dies*

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Mark- You don't even care that you made me di-! *Voice fades out*

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Ethan- You know guys, this reminds me of a little story: I don't have one.

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Mark- Stop.

Ethan- *walks through him* Stop what?

Mark- I meant stop on the rope you idiot -_-

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Rogue- You called him Tim first and now you're calling him Ethan and I don't get it.

Mark- No, I'm Tim. Tim!

Rogue- *whispers* Tiny box Tim.

Mark- What the fuck did you just say?

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Description-

While we can't go outside into the real world, we decide to take an adventure in the virtual world of VR Chat.
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