Mark- Boy, am I hungry!
Ethan- are you scrumchus?
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Mark- Zip
Ethan- Zap
Mark- Zop
Ethan- That's improv for ya!
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Mark- You're now in control of my body ;)
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Mark- Pull my hair, pull my hair, Ethan, pull it
("Not a Masochist")
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Mark- Don't look at my feet, you pervert!
Ethan- No, they're my feet now Mark.
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*Mark carelessly grabs whatever in the draw and risks cutting himself on one of the knives*
Ethan- Close the door and never go back ╏ ” ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚ ” ╏
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Mark- Where's my knife baBY?
Amy- What do you need a knife for?
Mark- cut these eeggs!
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Ethan- Is there anything else you want in your omelette?
Mark- Onions!
(You ate like 20 a week ago why)
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Ethan- Drop. *Mark drops* Good.
(He's a dog now apparently ;-;)
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Ethan- Thought you were bluffing.
Mark- *strip poker flashbacks*
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Mark- Bam!
(Cilit Bam!)
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Mark- I can't hear you but I feel you in my heart c:
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*Mark drops onions*
Mark- That felt like the floor...
*About 50% of the onions dropped on the floor*
(Whaaat? No!)
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Ethan- Don't shake it!
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Mark- The grater!
Ethan- oh no!
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*Mark eats onion right from the pan while BLINDFOLDED*
Ethan- What are you doing?
Mark- yousaidihadrawonionsoimgonnaeattheonionnotaproblem
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Mark- It get hot, you cook, that's how work!
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
