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Ethan- You've never been more frustrating than today.

(Oh how the turn tables)

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Mark- So a time box.

Ethan- Time box. Time bomb c:

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Mark- Pretty much anything we got in any video Amy has provided to us.

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Amy- When are you opening these?

Mark- Uh, the day after, uh, the channel dies.

(No clickbaity titles here Bois)

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Mark- Yeah, we're burying them.

Ethan- Where?

Mark- In the dirt...

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Mark- I need you to repeat what I just said.

Ethan- uh, when the 5 minutes is to get the stuff for the time capsule and then we do the making when we get back c:

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Ethan- This is a bag of sex toys.

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Ethan- Continue, continue, just... Let it go.

(Do you know Mark?)

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Amy- Ethan, Ethan. Maybe they'll taste better after they've spent 6 months in the ground.

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Mark- It's an onion holder so my onion stays in place *Onion falls*

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Ethan- To Mark, thank you for being an inspiration to me, to Amy and so many others.

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Momento Mori~

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