Hot Dog'd to Death

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Ethan- *doing the math for the hotdogs* 30 seconds, what is 30 seconds x 12? what is 30 x 12?

Mark- 360

Ethan- 360 minutes, no, 3 minutes 60 seconds = 4 minutes

Mark- 360 seconds does not = 4 minutes. 6 minutes =/= 6

Ethan- 3 minutes 60 seconds, 3 minutes 60 seconds

Mark- 360 seconds =/ 3 minutes 60 seconds

Ethan- 3 minutes 60 seconds = 4 minutes. 3 minutes, 30 60.

Mark- *sighs* this is gonna be a long ass year, man, this is gonna be a long year.

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not much of a quote but it's funny so I don't care-

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also sorry for not updating in like forever :/

Mark- I bet joey Chestnut fucks.

Ethan- oh, no, he hasn't been laid in years, he has hot dog breath; no one wants to kiss him, he just constantly smells like hot dog.

(by the way, Joey chestnut ate 71 hot dogs in 10 minutes)

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Summery- In this video, Mark and Ethan eat as many hotdogs as they can in 10 minutes, but as expected, Ethan gets distracted and ends up shoving multiple hotdogs in his mouth to see how many he could fit in his mouth. They fail to beat the record of 71 as they didn't even have 71 hotdogs to begin with.

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The boys chase their dreams of joining Joey Chestnut in the MLE hall of fame.

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