The Unus Annus Confessional Booth

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Mark- Sinners!

Ethan- sin... Sinners!

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Mark- Now your confession is over! We will render judgement on you!

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Ethan- I've done bad things, Annus has done bad things.

(Wait, why you calling him Annus? Y'all fall out or smth?)

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Mark- Did you put decaf in their food?!

Ethan- Poison?

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Ethan- You have made Annus extremely angry.

(Again, why Annus?)

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Mark- Water turning into ice it's beautiful.

Ethan- But what about water turning into wine?

Mark- Doesn't happen.

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Momento Mori~

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