Unus Annus quotes

Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin

Ethan- What do you have Mark? Beating deep inside of you.

Mark- Hate.

Ethan- No, no, no, like the thing that pumps blood through your body.

Mark- Rage.

Ethan- no, nope, it is a vital organ.

Mark- Vengeance.

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Mark- This is a lot of hair material.

Ethan- Well, you have pubes don't you?

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Mark- it's like us but we're slorpped together.

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Mark- *Ethan showing his butt to the cameras* Are you both on him and no one's listening to the guy talking?

Amy- I guess you just don't have the presence that Ethan has.

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Ethan- *yells*

Mark- What?

Ethan- I don't know why I yelled. I don't know.

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Ethan- Make my dick look big.

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Amy- If we lift this off the table and there's a perfect outline in Sharpie on the dining room table...

Mark- It's double layered!

Amy- I'm gonna be pissed.

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Mark- Sorry I sit loudly.

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Mark- You're talking about his song right in front of me! How could you?!

Ethan- *mocks* How could you?

Mark- You walk in like on your wife cheating on you, "How could you?!" The guys just like, "How could you?"

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Ethan- There's me doing that thing again...

Mark- it's a good thing man (aww)

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Ethan- *starts talking to himself* I did it Karen, our relationship and the patient is saved!
'Karen'- Wow, I'm happy! You're so handsome doctor!
Ethan- Karen, not here, not in front of the patient... Don't you know bedside manner? I know bedside-

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Ethan- Mark, it's so much more than in and out (the fast food restaurant? I'm sorry..)

(Related)

Mark- You get in, you get out and then you go home.

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Mark- I'm gonna do what I've been told since I was a child, which is nothing...

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(Ethan)-
'Karen'- Babe, how about we spice it up in the bedroom?
'Guy'- Uh, what more do you need? In and out, that's it!

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Amy- *Mark cuts a box open with fabric scissors* Oh, those are nice new fabric scissors...

Mark- Wassup?

Amy- Those are $30 scissors...

Mark- They're very sharp, I like them a lot.

Amy- Yeah, not anymore though...

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Mark- Be more gentle, you're so rough~

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Mark- I had this moment where I was like 'ah, I can't make it too tight or I'll cut off the circulation!'

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Mark- Where's your face?

Ethan- My face? Up here.

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Description-

We won't be around forever... so what better way to immortalize ourselves than recreating ourselves as a cursed mannequin? This certainly won't come back to haunt us...

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Edited By Amy ►https://iceddarkroast

This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.

Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.

Memento Mori.

Unus Annus.