Mark- There's nothing worse than freshmen art students, and I was a senior at that point. I'd been in school for 4 years. I was in a freshman class with a bunch of pretentious freshmen-
Ethan- *Pulls the saran wrap over Mark's head*
Mark- -You don't start with the face.
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Context- Ethan didn't think they had enough for a sculpture so Mark asked him how many limbs he had.
Ethan- You have a couple of limbs.
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Ethan- ok, open.
Mark- *lifts foot up* Open?
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Ethan- Mark, I'm not goofing around!
Mark- I don't ever think you're goofing intentionally, I think it's just your true self coming through.
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Ethan- Don't you think I'm kind of a sweet heart?
Mark- No. They only have to see in 10-20 minutes bits at a time.
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Mark- Be careful not to wrap too tight or you'll cut off my circulation.
Ethan- What is circulation?
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Mark- I quit as sensei.
Ethan- You can't quit, you're sensei!
Mark- What am I paying you for?
Ethan- You're not paying me...
Mark- Oh, that's even worse then.
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Mark- I know the temptation is killing you but please keep this professional.
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Ethan- *Pulls saran wrap over Mark's face*
Mark- and I can't breath.
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Mark- I'll get to it when I get to it! You hold your horses Mr. Man-who-needs-air!
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Ethan- *Lays head on mark's chest while he tries to do something with the saran wrap*
Mark- What are you doing?
Ethan- I don't know.
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Ethan- How's that butt feel?
Mark- Like a butt...
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Amy- You know you could tape his mouth over and still let him breath through his nose.
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Mark- If you cut my wrist I bleed ouuutt
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Ethan- *hitting Mark with the tape sculpture* Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.
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Description-
Mark wants to be immortalized in a sculpture but marble is too expensive and experts even more so. Thus the only options left are a Tape Sculpture and Ethan... what's the worst that could happen? Surely Ethan wouldn't be foolish enough to tape Mark's mouth over so he can't breathe right? ...right?
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
