Ethan- It's like Inception! Right?
Mark- Yeah actually. You know, usually your bullshit that you shout out randomly I think is wrong but that's actually-
Ethan- Right!
Mark- Pretty close.
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Ethan- This does look like a porn.
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Angela- What are you doing in my room again?
Ethan- (laughs)
Angela- Stop going through my stuff!
Mark- I didn't mean to.
Angela- You're not even my real dad!
Both- (laughs)
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Angela- You need to relax and back off !
Ethan- Do you feel relaxed?
Mark- I feel literally the opposite of relaxed right now.
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Angela- Why don't you look deeper into my eyes?
Mark- nope!
Ethan- You're not making a good case for yourself!
Angelal- Daddy~
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Ethan- It's puhnugruphy.
Mark- puhnugruphy?
Ethan- puhnugruphy, it's straight puhnugruphy.
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Angela- Are you attracted to me?
Ethan- I'm done! (walks away)
Mark you're not-
Ethan- (opens door) Amy what are you making us watch?
Mark- (laughs)
Ethan- it's porn!
Amy- Don't drag me into this!
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Ethan- Paid $44 for that
Mark- I paid $45 for that plus-
Ethan- we, no we paid.
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Ethan- (in the middle of doing "forget your name" hypnosis) Edit- (his eyes glow) The prophesy is true.
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Mark- (after Ethan finished the Hypnosis video, Mark creeps up behind him yet gets caught)
Ethan- My name is Ethan.
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Ethan- He was like, "Now you have awoken, and you don't remember your name," and I was like, "Well, no, I do..."
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Mark- (After finishing the "Happy bimbo" hypnosis video) This is the most torturous thing I've ever done, good God! This is fucking worse than 2 girls 1 cup; I fucking hate every second of it!
Ethan- What is- What is Happy bimbo?
Mark- it's fucking- the goddamn- It's not relaxing! I had no relaxation!
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Ethan- Are you a happy Bilbo?
Mark- I'm an angry Bilbo!
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Mark- Oh no! We're falling into the spiral; I'm wearing shorts!
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Summery- Mark and Ethan watch a hypnosis video that cost Mark $45 and little did they know it would be surprisingly similar to a porn but power through to see a pocket watch that they so desperately needed to see. after that failed attempt they went to a hypnosis video website and Ethan watched "You'll forget your name" and Mark watched "Happy Bilbo".
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Description-
Hypnosis is the art of suggestion. And in 2019 there just so happens to be professional hypnosis videos for sale on the internet! So we buy one and hypnotize ourselves by reacting to it.
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
