Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like

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Ethan- What do you have going on in the back?

("What do you have going on in the back" title of your sex tape)

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Mark- How is it getting in the way?

Ethan- it's loud!

Mark- You're loud! >:c

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Mark- I'm not gonna tell you what it is, it's my secret!

(When did Mark turn into a 5 year old?)

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Mark- He was in the pool and he almost drowned!

Ethan- That's his super power? XD

Mark- Yeah!

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Mark- Bad his numbers 69!

(Noice, toit)

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Mark- Huge dick? You think he had a mutation of the dick?

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Ethan- You can just see the outline of their... members...

Mark- Well put!

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Mark- You, the skinny bitch baby that you are, have so much myostatin that it's basically making you not a man.

Ethan- Excuse me, I'll fucking snap your neck.

Mark- Yess.

("Not a masochist" my BUTT)

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Mark- *hitting the beach ball*

Ethan- What is he doing?

(Spanking it? I dunno)

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Ethan- Not all everyone can be a hero. But only the heroes, are the, ones who did it... well enough.

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Humanity is still evolving... still changing... "MUTANTS" as some know them to be. Humans with real super powers. Surely fiction, right? But could they be living among us today?
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