Ethan- We had 80 pounds (36.2873896 kg) of salt.
Mark- Yes.
Ethan- but here we are just float in Pasadena, California; these bad boys have 1500-?
Mark- 1500 pounds (680.388554 kg)
Ethan- -of salt so we were just a little shy.
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Ethan- I'll go first-
Mark- ok.
Ethan- -If you want me to go first~
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*It goes dark*
Ethan- Night vison - ENGAGE
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Mark- Does it make you more relaxed to know that a big, strong man is standing guard to make sure-
Ethan- Are you the strong man?
Mark- Yes, well, I hope so, unless there's some other big, strong man.
Ethan- No, you're the only strong man.
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Mark- *Doing his Georgian chant thingy*
Ethan- I'm on my tummy! Just floating like I'm a turtle.
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Mark- *Telling the story of Adam and Eve* There was someone like Adam but was different, Boobular. Someone that maybe Adam could finally feel whole with, wink.
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Mark- Did you listen to my story?
Ethan- Yeah.
Mark- What did I say?
Ethan- Adam and Eve, they bit into the apple and God said, "fucking bitch."
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Ethan- don't rub your eye you idiot boy.
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Ethan- *Puts the mic in his mouth* Who gives you the right?!
*takes it out* Get in the tub, bitch.
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Mark- *Takes off his robe*
Ethan- You are the light of the lord.
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Mark- Oh my god, even when you're quiet you're mostly annoying.
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
