Mark- *both using the GoPro* It's just just there's a nice camera there and we're just...
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Ethan- Did you actual research breathing tips or are you just pulling these out your ass?
(Is that even a question?)
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Ethan- You can bounce a little bit with your butt on the ledge, just, whoo.
Mark- Purge your ADD for a moment.
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Ethan- Oh, fuck yeah! Goggles! Now I can see in the dark!
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Ethan- can you hear me? *Goes underwater and tries to talk but ends up splashing Mark in the face with water by accident (he claims)*
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Mark- I cleaned this damn pool. I made sure this pool was comfortable. It is 70 degrees and what does this asshole do? He goes in the hot tub.
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Mark- Sir, what do you think about the current political climate? Do you realize you're a suspect in the murders of the Johnson family? How many people have you eaten? Where did you hide the bodies? How many drugs do you have in your system?
Ethan- *holds up 2 fingers*
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Amy- I've never been in the womb before, I wouldn't know.
Ethan- That's incorrect, Amy.
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Mark- Or having a huge, throbbing brain (not the only huge and throbbing thing eh?)
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Amy- What else you 190 of?
Mark- Anger and Rage. (I relate)
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Ethan- 3, 2, 1, and he's off; once again, he's gonna hit his head right against the side of the hot tub...
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Ethan- (he's talking about Mark by the way) Fascinating, Fascinating creatures.
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Mark- Dude, get in here with me!~
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Amy- 3, 2, 1, submerge!
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Description-
Just two dudes in a hot tub...
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
