Mark- water! Once the bringer of life!-
Both- *Laughs*
Mark- -and now the bringer of death.
Ethan- yeah.
Mark- Fuck you.
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Mark- Is that Homer Simpson? Is that Home Simpson sucking on a life straw?
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Mark- Well, first, I gotta get into the science of suction which is a completely different topic, suction-
Ethan- Why do you have to get into the topic of suction?
(IDK It's 3am and I have a constant pain in my stomach and right side of my chest)
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Mark- Suction is really not about sucking. (yeah, sure Mark-)
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Ethan- Is there a way that you explain this in a better way, faster, less boring?
Mark- Look, do you want to learn about how this works or not?-
Ethan- Not anymore!
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Ethan- *lifts up the Life straw from a small cup of water after using water in it* It's peeing! *It was dripping water*
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Mark- Yeah, we didn't explain the whole concept behind the wheel. Ok, so-
Ethan- Is there a concept behind the wheel?
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Mark- And leftover kimchi juice, and a special surprise! *zooms in on crotch*
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Ethan- *Tries filtered Apple Cider vinegar* A little.
Mark- A little what?
Ethan- It filters it out a little so it doesn't taste as strong but you still taste whatever it is.
Mark- Well, glad we made that final conclusion, we don't even need to test anything out, Ethan solved the mystery here, the answer is 'a little'.
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Ethan- *tries filtered pickled juice* Do you think the video's gunna be good?
Mark- You have nothing to say?!
Ethan- I don't know what else to say!
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Mark- Well, sucks to be you.
Ethan- We both have to Mark!
Mark- Why do we both have to?
Ethan- We both have to because- well, because Mark!
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Ethan- Well, talking about it, I do have to pee right now, do you want me to pee in your mouth?
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Mark- Are we doing it Amy, should we do it?
Ethan- I mean, the people saw it so we have to.
Amy- You know we can edit these videos, right?
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Mark- I have a Brita filter.
Amy- WE have a Brita filter, do not pee in our Brita filter Mark.
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Mark- I'm not gunna pee in the Brita!
Ethan- *Still half dying laughing* Yes, you are!
Mark- No, I'm gunna pee in a cup and I'm a pour it into the Brita! (yeah, that makes the BIGGEST difference ;-;)
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Amy- Oh my god, it smells like pee, oh my god.
Ethan- It's because it's pee...
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Mark- That's a stupid idea, this does not work for filtering pee. It's been proven already on YouTube that this does not work to filter pee. If we did this and we're aware of that knowledge, we would go into it knowing we're gunna drink pee. I'm not a fucking idiot; I will do anything, I will be tased, I will be pepper sprayed in the eyes, I don't give a fuck, I'm not gunna willingly drinking piss, especially not yours.
Ethan- Cool, I agree, thank you.
Mark- But you're an idiot, I think you should!
Ethan- oh no, Mark! You gotta point!
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Mark- You spat back into that- Disgusting! (DISCUSTANG!
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Descriptive-
Through the power of the Life Straw, Ethan and Mark taste each other's urine.
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