Mark- Now hold on a second there buster brown, you're holding the Cadillac of furminators there and your just gonna go FUR it? (I'm sorry)
Ethan- The Cadillac of furminators?
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Mark- 🎵Chica!🎵 She's right there...
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Ethan- I would believe you, and part of me does, but, while you're thick as a shit brick house an you know when you put on red you do resemble Kris Kringle, you're just, you're missing something.
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Mark- I bet Mrs. Clause wishes was on my 22~
Ethan- Yep.
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Mark- Chica, do you know how to roll over?
Chica- No, father, please no roll over.
Mark- *rolls her over* Roll over, there you go, good girl! That's a good girl!
Chica- I am a good girl.
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Mark- She's runnin' dry.
Amy- That's not true.
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Mark- She'll recharge in about an hour.
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Ethan- *Uses the furminator on Spencer a little bit* Want a little bit of black fur in there?
Mark- Yeah, just FUR colour. (I'm sorry)
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Mark- I killed Santa, I get to decide what I wear.
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Mark- *in Santa's voice* You're sitting on my mic, ow. (Santa said that to me too!)
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Mark- You're judging me my appearance, is that what you're doing?
Ethan- Of course Santa, you fat fuck!
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Mark- It's the smelliest smell I've ever smelt!
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Mark- Yes, the ideal thing for you to do is to stick your head in the way of me and the camera you idiot.
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Mark- Ethan, if I could make a request is that you don't touch my beard while you are on my lap.
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Description-
In an attempt to complete the circle of life, Ethan turns Mark into Saint Nick
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This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.
Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
