Ethan- Some people like freckles; some people like... Not freckles...
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Mark- Just cause my head is fucking huge!
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Ethan- What is beauty? Tits!
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Mark- Oman Norman Al Ceola, lifestyle.
Ethan- Full name.
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Mark- It just looks like they've been dipped in bronze.
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Mark- They call it bicycle face.
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Ethan- as soon as beards go out just BOOF! I grow a beard.
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Ethan- He's a guy you could take home to your mum.
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Mark- The pianist!
Ethan- The penis.
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Ethan- This is a good poecher.
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Mark- No one built
Both- like Gaston! No one tilts like Gaston ??
Like Gaston.
(Related)
Ethan- No one
Both- Fucks like Gaston!
Mark- No one cucks
Both- like Gaston!
Mark- You think you have a wife? No, it's mine! I'm Gaston! I'm especially good at ejaculating!
(Related)
Mark- No one brudes like Gaston! No one-
(Related)
Ethan- No
Both- One
Ethan- Shits like Gaston! Eats a dick like Gaston!
(Holy fuck this was a long bit)
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Mark- Tape my ass open!
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Ethan- Are you trying at all?
Mark- No.
Ethan- Fuck.
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Ethan- I think it's a dad thing, I think because I have respect for you, I need to not respect you.
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Ethan- my dad does not work out, dad, please don't watch this...
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Ethan- So, for you, I have to respect you lest *'spits'*
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Ethan- *Mark applying lipstick or something* You don't have to go IN my mouth!
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Description-
Ethan, a god of beauty, looked upon the world of male beauty and found it WANTING. Taking matters into his own, meaty claws, and redefines exactly what it means to be beautiful.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
