Mark- Calm down.
Ethan- Babe, what are you, what are we doing?
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Momiplier- I mean, you not gonna record me right?
Mark- *long pause* no...
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Ethan- Do you think I'm more handsome than Mark?
Momiplier- of course you are!
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Mark- Sit on front of his head...?
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Mark- *hitting Ethan's head like dough* You close, you close?
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Momiplier- Then, you gonna use a little bit of lotion.
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Mark- *spits in hand*
Ethan- No, no! Corona Virus, sir!
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Mark- ight, mom, Mr. Germiphobe here wants me to wash my hands.
Momiplier- yea, you actually, you should wash your hand anytime!
*Mark pulls a petty face*
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Mark- *shouting* Relax!!
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Mark- Is the pressure ok?
Ethan- Harder~
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Mark- *doing the pokochon: drumming and hits Ethan's head and then ass*
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Ethan- Have we got every part of the body though? ;)
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Mark's mom was a licensed massage therapist at one point in her life. Does her son carry the innate talents to allow Ethan to finally get the Rub-Down he deserves.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
