Cooking With Sex Toys

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Ethan- (showing the 'cooking utensils') And now we have- *laughs a little*

Mark- A blurry box!

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Ethan- (hits mark's ass with bacon) Bacon.

Mark- (sighs)

Ethan- it's not sexual, none of this is sexual, right?

Mark- Right, this is cooking a wholesome, American breakfast; with sex toys. Just like grammy used to do.

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Summery- This video was about Mark and Ethan buying and cooking with sex toys. Mark makes pancakes while Ethan makes a traditional cooked breakfast that contain bacon and scrambled eggs. later in the video Mark is caught with a mouth guard and scrambled eggs being fed to him and point this out and is still considered the most funny part of the video to this day.

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Description-

Mark and Ethan start the first last day of their lives right with a healthy wholesome breakfast. A tool is useless in the wrong hands, so the boys start cooking the perfect breakfast with the right tools. Sex toys.

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