𝑨𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒏/𝑭𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒚 𝑰𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔

Cooshie Flings A/n

So, I was doing the dirty.

To myself. IM SURE WE ALL DO IT, SO HOPEFULLY NONE OF YOU ARE LIKE WaAht?

I write smut fanfiction and I have the sex drive of a fucking horse powered motor that just won't die, you may have already suspected that masturbating is part of my life at some point.

Also, what's your funniest stories ab this kind of stuff, cuz y'all I once tried it at a nail salon bathroom, and let me tell you.....the sink wasn't the only slippery thing in that bathroom afterwards.

Also, I took the fattest shit right after, but y'all didn't need to know that 😌💫

SO ANYWAYS my sister almost walked in on me as I was about to bust my cooshie into the 5d dimension, almost shifting completely into A FUCKING CLIMAX

AND SHE FUCKING WALKED IN, AND I HAD TO HOLD THAT SHIT AND IT WAS AN EARTH SHATTERING CLIMAX AND I GAVE ALL MY STRENGTH TO HOLD THAT BECAUSE ITS WORSE ENOUGH GETTING CAUGHT, BUT BUSTING WHILE THEY ARE THERE WOULD MAKE ME DIE RIGHT THERE.

FUCKING KNOCK CHRIST IM HYPERSEXUAL AS FUCK AND I JUST WANT TO ENJOY MYSELF

NOW WE ARE BOTH EMBARRASSED BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THEY SUSPECTED AND I AM ABOUT TO THROAT PUNCH THEM THE NEXT TIME THEY COME IN WITHOUT KNOCKING

So basically, I won't be looking my family in the eye for the next couple of decades.

Also, who else is shamed for masturbating when its literally harmless?

My parents are like, if you are a girl and you masturbate, you are going to hell, and a bunch of other degrading, sexist, misogynistic shit, but again live and light because they aren't worth my time😌❤🧚‍♀️

I think in order to deal with everyone's shit, I need to put myself in my place first, and again it's my Dom mentality, but I'd prefer to let myself have at least that if I LIVE IN THIS FUCKING WORLD

So, I can say that I don't need sex to live my life, because I can please myself through celibacy (masturbating instead of seggs)🥵😏😌

Don't feel ashamed for it, why would we have the ability to cum if we can't use it?

Anyways, I love you all, and make sure to love yourself, and don't shame yourself for feeling. Literally, its normal.

YOU ARE WORTH THE WORLD TO ME AND IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL FUCKING KO YOU

Much love🥰