If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 5

Torchic has updated her status- I AM BEST STARTER

Comments

Treeko: lies

Fennikin: I'm the best

Chespin: Yeah right!

Charmander: Lol Im the best

Bulbasaur: You wish

Squirtle: IM THE BEST AND YOU'RE ALL JELLICENT!

Totodile: Whatever ya'll know im the best

Cyndaquil: Thats why I got picked before you

Chikorita: I got picked before both of you

Snivy: Im too good for all of my trainers

Tepig: Well I'm BACON

Oshawott: Ewww I just had bacon this morning! That was probably your dead MOTHER

Tepig: UM NO MY DAD IS DEAD GET IT RIGHT!

Everyone: ........

Everyone: ........

Everyone: ........

Everyone: ........

Mudkip: So I hear you leik Mudkipz

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Magikarp has changed his name to God~

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God has updated his status- I Have Risen

Everyone but Arceus has liked this status

Arceus: Im offended

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Pikachu has updated his status- I iz..... JASON GRACE

Comments-

Fenniken: Who's Jason Grace?

Pikachu: Forget it

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Ash has updated his status- Hey Prof. Oak, watcha doing?

Comments-

Prof. Oak: Your mom

Ash: Ummm what?

Prof. Oak: LOL JK

Ash: Oh haha funny professor

* Awkward silence*

Prof. Oak: Jk I am doing your mom

Ash: Umm.... really?

Prof. Oak: Yep

Ash: Pikachu, its time to give an old man the heart attack he deserves

Pikachu: Pika- CHU

Old Man: I wanna battle with you, you wippersnapper *Licks lips creepily*

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Mudkip has updated his status- I AM MUDKIP

Comments:

Ash: Jeez we know

Misty: ASH OH MY GAWD HOW DARE YOU MUDKIP IS A WATER TYPE DO NOT BE MEAN

Ash: Im sowwy Misty *Uses puppy dog eyes*

Misty: You're forgiven ;)

Ash: Really?

Gary: Really?!

Misty: NOPE #ImDatingGaryNowLoser

Gary: What?!

Ash: WHAT?!

Misty: Haha jk you two!

Ash: Oh good

Gary: Wow

Misty: Im dating N!

N: Um who even are you?

Ash: N YOU BETRAYING WHORE

N: What? What is happening right now?

Silver: Wow N

Gold: How dare you

Red:...

N: You guys are jerks

Silver: I know i am

Gold: Im not a jerk! I get all the ladies!

Crystal: Yeah right

Yellow: In your dreams

Meowth: And that kids, is when video game meets anime! It should not happen. Unless youre a gym leader or elite 4 member

N: Happened with me :3

Serena: Shut up you're not special

N: Thats why there are lots of fanfictions about me * Puts on sunglasses* Deal with it

Ash: You're still a betraying whore, N

N: Oh my Arceus im done

~ N has logged off

Misty: You guys scared away my boyfriend!

Crazy N Fangirls: HE'S NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND HE'S OURS

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Silver has updated his status- If I lay here
                        If I just lay here
                        Would you lie with me
                        and just forget the world?

                        Forget what we're told
                        Before we get too old
                        Show me a garden
                        that's bursting into life ~ With Lyra

Comments-

Dawn: Omg thats adorable Silver!

Gold: Wow I didnt know you had a heart, bro

Silver: -_-

Lyra: OMG SILVER THAT WAS AMAZING! I LOVE THAT SONG!

Gold: Better screenshot his status, cause he'll never say it again...

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(AN) Lol I was listening to Chasing Cars so now ive written about it. Im planning to make these longer, but I'll need suggestions. K Thx Bai