If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I've got jokes, guys

Hau has updated his status- I don't trust stairs

Comments:

Moon: Why

Hau: Because they're always up to something

Moon: I trust them

Hau: Why

Moon: Cause they're always down

Gladion: OH MY GOD

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N has updated his status- Hey Hilda?

Comments:

Hilda: What

N: Why were they called the dark ages?

Hilda: You're telling jokes now?

N: Because there were so many knights

Hilda: N

Hilda: I love you...

Hilda: But stop

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Gary has updated his status- I woke up with a ten in my bed this morning.

It was me

I'm the ten

Comments:

Ash: HA
~Misty and Brock have liked this comment

Gary: SHUT UP ASH

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Hilda has updated her status- Okay so N and I were just hanging out and I was falling off my bed, and I was like, "Help me up" and he looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Long live the king" and then pushed me off

Comments:

Hilbert: I knew showing him The Pyroar King was a good idea
~Hugh, Bianca and two others have liked this comment

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Hilda has updated her status- I need somewhere flat to write

Comments:

Bianca: How about your chest?
~Cheren, Hilbert, and one other have liked this comment

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Hilda has tagged Gladion in her status- You know how to get away with murder, right?

Comments:

Gladion: Indeed I do

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Silver has updated his status- Lyra's away on vacation

So I'm gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

Comments:

Green: Why?

Silver: She's basically 85% of my impulse control

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Hau has updated his status- Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

Comments:

Sun: Throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times

Moon: Throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

Lillie: Throwing refrigerators at people to need to chill

Gladion: Throwing bricks at people to kill them

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Lyra has updated her status- I'm a little concerned for Hilda and Gladion's mental health...

Comments:

Gladion: Don't be

Hilda: There is nothing to worry about

Gladion: I've only attempted murder once

Hilda: Yes and I've only attempted it twice

Silver: Why did you stress "attempted"?

Hilda: Don't ask stupid questions with obvious answers

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Moon has updated her status- Gladion's so edgy until we go ice skating and I have to hold his hand

Comments:

Gladion: Well I'm not gonna hold Hau's hand

Lillie: WHY NOT

Gladion: BECAUSE HE'S HAU

Lillie: EXACTLY

Sun: WHY DO YOU RUIN MY SHIP

Moon: You only ship them because it gets Hau out of the way so you can have Lillie

Sun: So

Sun: Lillie only ships Hau and Gladion so it gets Gladion out of her way

Lillie: SNITCH

Hau: Why does everyone have some type of problem with me?

Moon: I DON'T YOU ARE MY SON

Hau: THANKS MOM

Gladion: Why do I associate myself with you

(A/N. Sooooo

Anybody worried about Hilda and Gladion?

No?

Good...

Good...

So anyways, I'm updating again because why not (insert Wynaut joke here)

Also

Somebody stop me I ship FerrisWheel waaay too much it's not even healthy

But also don't stop me

So uh

K thx bai!

Also I put a really cute short film in the media if you wanna watch it but like only if you want to I mean I really liked it)