Chapter Sin is a three letter word and also mocks the holy trinity coincidence?

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Cheren has updated his status- If she's got an "A" at the end of her name, it stands for attitude

Comments:

Hilda: What the f**k is THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Rosa: Excuse me

Bianca: What did you just say

Cheren: Um

Hugh: Good luck man

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Bianca has updated her status- I'm having trouble

Comments:

Rosa: Romantic trouble?

Cheren: Financial trouble?

N: Emotional trouble?

Hilda: Trouble hiding a body?

Bianca: ...

Rosa: ...

Cheren: ...

Hilda: What?

N: That's my Hilda <3

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Lyra has updated her status- True love is still liking him even after he gets a haircut

Comments:

Hilda: That's cute and all

Hilda: But if N cut all his hair off, I'd probably dump him

Hilda: Also if Silver cuts his hair, he's out of the squad

Silver: No I wanna stay

N: I WILL NEVER CUT MY HAIR

Cheren: Cut it

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Ash has tagged Iris in his status- I think you're too possessive of Trip

Comments:

Trip: Um did you just tag MY GIRLFRIEND in your status?

Ash: Uh...yeah?

Trip: I'll stab you you hoe

Ash: Actually I think you two may be made for each other

Iris: I know

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Blue has updated his status- Heehee

Comments:

Green: What did you break

Blue: Nothing

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Brendan has tagged Hilbert in his status- I think we need to buy a house and live in it with our son

Comments:

Hilbert: Yes

Nate: *Sighs*

Nate: Ya know what?

Nate: I'm just gonna let this happen

Brendan: *Cries* ILY SON

Hilbert: YOU'VE MADE YOUR DADS VERY HAPPY

Nate: Maybe this was a mistake

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~Blue and Red are now in a relationship~

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