If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter No more spam in my comment section

Sylveon has updated her status- You call it eating five boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone, I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs

Comments:

Arceus: Oh my me, I love you

Sylveon: Well of course you do, everyone does

Nobody: And by everyone, she means no one

Sylveon: SHUT UP SON

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~Cheren has changed his name to Cherry~

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Cherry has tagged Rosa and Hugh in his status- I'm going to kill you f**kers

Comments:

Rosa: Wasn't me

Hugh: Me neither

Hilda: Are you sure it wasn't you sinners?

Rosa: Yup

Bianca: Yeah it was uh-huh

Cherry: B I A N C A

Bianca: What Cherry?

Cherry: You bug me

Hilda: And you bug everyone else
~Hugh, Rosa, and two others have liked this comment

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Iris has updated her status- Okay so today a girl looked at Trip so I called her a hoe

Comments:

Ash: Damn

Misty: You gotta stop being a yandere

Iris: No

Iris: He's mine

Iris: Mine

Trip: I like it

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Do you really have to go on another murder mission?

Comments:

Hilda: Officer Jenny said she heard rumors about an illegal meme dealer in Opelucid

Hilda: Gotta check it out

Hilda: RIGHT SQUAD?

Gladion: Ugh

Silver: But then we'd have to get up

Hilda: That's fine

Hilda: You can rest eternally then

Silver: I'm up

Gladion: Me too

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Could you not

Comments:

Hilda: Not what

N: Leave

Hilda: Honey

N: Sweetie

Hilda: DON'T GIVE ME THAT

N: Do not leeeeeaaavvvveeee

Hilda: I gottaaaaaa

N: Noooooo

Hilda: Yessssssss

N: No

Hilda: Yes

Silver: Omfg Gladion and I will take care of it