If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 4

Ash has updated his status- Hi

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Misty: Is that really all you have to say?

Ash: Yes

May: Wow sooo poetic Ash. Maybe you should write poems

Ash: Ok

May: What? I wasnt being serious!

Ash: Too late

Brock: Uh-oh

Ash: Hi

Im Ash

I leik Magikarps

Bring me food

Im hungry

~Magikarp likes this comment

Magikarp: We like you too Ash ;)

Misty: Like Ash would pick you over me!

Magikarp: WANNA FIGHT?!

Misty: BRING IT FISH BREATH

Magikarp: OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

Ash: I find this very funny

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Magikarp has died~

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Ash: NOOOOOOO! Why did you do that Misty???!!!

Misty: What?

Ash: You killed her! And now shes dead!

Misty: ASH ITS A MAGIKARP! YOU EAT MAGIKARP!

Ash: You dont understand! SHE was special!

Misty: I DO UNDERSTAND

Ash: No you dont!

Gary: Hey uh Ash, mind if i ask Misty out?

Ash: Are you kidding me?! NO GARY YOU CANT I LOVE HER

Misty: ....wtf

Gary: But you said you loved Magikarp!

Ash: I ALSO LOVE JACOB FROM TWILIGHT

Gary: UM NO.... EDWARD IS BETTER

Ash: YA RIGHT HE'S A STUPID GLITTERING FREAK SHOW

Gary: WELL JACOB IS A DOG

Ash: I KNOW You did not just say that!

Gary: I DID

Ash: OH ITS GOING DOWNNN

Gary: MEET ME IN PALLET TOWN

Ash: THATS IN KANTO... IM IN KALOS

Gary: THEN I WILL MEET YOU THERE

Ash: WANNA GRAB SOMETHING TO EAT FIRST?

Gary: OK THAT SOUNDS GOOD

Ash: SEE YOU THERE

Gary: BYE

Ash: BYE

Ash and Gary have logged off

Serena: Ash where are you running off to?

Misty: Him and Gary just made a date 0_0

Brock: Do they even know where to meet each other?

Clemont: Probably not. Ash just does whatever he wants

Brock: I KNOW IVE KNOWN HIM FOR LIKE 15 YEARS

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Gary has updated his status- THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD LUNCH

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Ash: I KNOW. THAT WAS A VERY GOOD IDEA

Gary: YES IT WAS! CAN I DATE MISTY NOW?!

Ash: YES I NEVER LIKED HER ANYWAYS

Misty: What? </3

Gary: Misty wanna go out?

Misty: NO

Gary: Dang it... Hey Dawn-

Dawn: No

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Kenny has updated his status- Chimchars are red, Piplups are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd chose you ~with Dawn

Comments-

Dawn: Kenny you know we're just friends right?

Kenny: Ptff yeah totally knew that....

Paul: Hey Dawn, I'll probably treat you like crap and ignore your calls and texts most of the time and just ignore you in general, but wanna go out?

Dawn: YES

Kenny: They always go for the douche bags...