If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 14 I guess??

Ash is in a relationship~

Comments:

Serena: WHATTTTTT??!!!

Misty: When did this happen?

Bonnie: Hey we found someone to take care of Ash! You're next, big brother!

Clement: Please no

May: Wow Ash, who's the un-lucky girl?

Dawn: YEAH?!

Paul: REALLY DAWN?!

Dawn: Haha oops sorry babe ;D

Paul: Hmmph >:(

Ash: Please guys its none of your business

Misty: Is it Magikarp?

Ash: Um no

Misty: THEN WHO ELSE COULD IT BE?

Gary: Sup bitches
-God likes this comment

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Ash is now single~

Comments:

Arceus: MAH OTP WUZ JUST CRUSHED

Magikarp: Mine too ;(

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Professor Oak has changed his name to Dr.Oak~

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Dr.Oak has updated his status- Sup bitches I be fleekin'

Comments:

Ash: No....

Misty: Why....

Brock: Professor...

Dr.Oak: That's DOCTOR to you, Rocky Brocky

May: Oh

Max: My

Dawn: God

Arceus: *Appears in giant fireball of light* YOU CALLED?!

Dr.Oak: DAM YOU BE FLEEEEEEEEKKKKINGGGGG

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Suicune has updated his status- I'M POSEIDON :D

Comments:

Raikou: IM ZEUS

Entei: I guess Im Hades or whatever

Moltres: I will be Apollo!

Cresselia: I can be Artemis I guess

Shaymin: Demeter!

Meloetta: I call Aphrodite!

Kyurem: Hephaestus

Diancie: Hera!! HA

Verizion: Athena

Celebi: I guess Im Dionysus

Terrakion: Im Ares then

Arceus: And I am better than all of you XD GOD WINS ALLLLLL!!

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Mudkip has invited everyone to play: Mudkip Is Best Pokémon- The Game

Comments:

Fennekin: If it gets you to shut up, I'll play it

Froakie: Same

Pikachu: Okay I'll play Mudkip

Torchic: FINE

Treeko: I'll play, BUT IM NOT GONNA LIKE IT

Arceus: WTH is wrong with you people?

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Ash has updated his status- I'm getting a little sick of Arceus

Comments:

Misty: Same

Dawn: Me too!

Paul: DAWN STOP AGREEING WITH HIM

Dawn: OKAY, YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE

Paul: No I'm not

Dawn: OMG IM NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF

Paul: I didn't even- what is happening right now?

Ash: GUYZ. OFF TOPIC

Dawn: Paul if you're going to be this way I think we should break up!

Paul: Okay, fine!!

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Paul is now single~

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Dawn is now single~

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Dawn is in a relationship~

Comments:

May: Already?

Misty: Jeez Dawn

May: Who is it?

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Kenny is now in a relationship~with Dawn

Comments:

Paul: Wow I didn't think Dawn would ever stoop so low as to go out with you

Kenny: Wow Paul

Misty: Kenny I think Dawn's just using you

Kenny: No she's not!

Dawn: SEE PAUL LOOK ME AND KENNY ARE DATING BE JELLY!!

Paul: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

Kenny: Oh...

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Kenny is now single~

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Dawn is now single~

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Kenny has updated his status- Well that didn't last long

Comments:

Arceus: No it did not

Everyone: WILL YOU JUST GO AWAY

Arceus: Oh....I see....I know when I'm not wanted :(

Arceus has logged off....forever~

(A/N- Aww what a sad ending :( To this chapter of course. Though if I were to end this story, it'd be along those lines. Its been awhile since I updated huh? I suppose it has been, but I started Highschool and I have to deal with my annoying friends. I love them and all, they can just be really immature. Ugh...some boys. Anyways, I'm going to try to update more, but I make no promises. Plz don't hurt me. So this is getting long, I just wanna say- THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!!! I need to stop with the caps lock. I'm just excited! I never expected so many people to read this. Omg I swear I'll stop talking now. K thx bai

-Chloe)