If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Oh Shi(t)p

Lyra has tagged Gold in her status- IMMA SHIP YOU

Comments:

Gold: With who?

Lyra: No you misunderstand

Lyra: I'm gonna ship you

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Gold has updated his status- I JUST WOKE UP AND APPARENTLY IM IN SNOWBELLE CITY HELP IM SO COLD

Comments:

Silver: Loser

Lyra: I'll ship you too

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Btw if your dad tries to kill me I'm gonna defend myself

Comments:

Silver: If my dad tries to kill you you'll be dead

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~Conway has reacted to a picture of Dawn and Paul >:( ~

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Paul has updated his status- Conway you're so pathetic
~Dawn, Barry and five others have liked this status~

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Spark has updated his status- I fricken taught all my Pokemon to dab, I'm the greatest, everybody sucks in comparison to me. Except that guy Spark, he's really somethin'

Comments:

Blanche: Oh Spark...You are our special snowflake

Spark: THANKS <3

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Ghetsis has updated his status- N...the girl must go...

Comments:

N: Nevaaarrrrr!!!

Ghetsis: Whyyyyy

N: I love her!!!

Ghetsis: Ehhhhhhhh

N: I. Love. Her.

Ghetsis: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

N: *death stare*

Ghetsis: Fine. She may live. *whispers* for now

N: YAAYY

Hilda: *Pats N's head*

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Bianca has updated her status- Hey Lyra, why are ya dating Silver?

Comments:

Silver: She always says she "see's the good in me" and "you're nothing like your dad shut up" and it makes me uncomfortable

Lyra: I bet you look like your mom

Rocket Admin Ariana: NO HE DOESNT HE LOOKS LIKE HIS DAD SHUT UP

Silver: Hi Ma

Rocket Admin Ariana: IM NOT YOUR MOTHER SHHHHH

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Ash has updated his status- Brock I wish you were here, I'm hungry

Comments:

Clemont: I offered to make you food

Ash: Excuse me, are you Brock?

Bonnie: Savage

Ash: You're not Brock either shut the f**k up

Serena: Jeez

Ash: Yo Serena why'd you dress up in my clothes you're not my girlfriend

Serena: .....

Brock: I'll make you food once you're done in Kalos

Ash: K thx

Idk I'm tired. Also I very much ship Lyra and Silver.

Also I think Ariana might be Silvers mother.

Hurry somebody ask Game Theory