If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter YEET FAM YOU THOUGHT

Hau has tagged Gladion in his status- I'm gonna be honest, I feel like you don't like me

Comments:

Gladion: I've told you multiple times that I don't

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Dawn has updated her status- GUESS WHO'S BACK

Comments:

Nobody: ME

Ash: Wtf I thought your name was Somebody

Nobody: What

Sylveon: Continuity error

Arceus: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH

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Dawn has updated her status- Why is my bedroom always so hot

Comments:

May: Maybe because it holds a portal to hell because Satan thinks you're a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
~Dawn and Drew have liked this comment

Paul: Accurate
~Ash, May, and five others have liked this comment

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Sun has updated his status- Don't post negativity on a positive post

Comments:

Hau: Electrons

Gladion: I should kick your a$$

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Sun has tagged Moon in his status- So I heard ya like bad boys

Comments:

Moon: Ye

Sun: Well I don't mean to brag or anything...

Sun: But my bed time is at 7

Sun: It's 7:02

Moon: IS THAT EVEN LEGAL

Sun: Idk, I just like living dangerously

Moon: MARRY ME

Gladion: You guys are idiots

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Rosa has updated her status- Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues??

Comments:

Hugh: How about I taste yours for a change?

Nate: THAT WAS SMOOTH AF

Cheren: More like weird...

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May has updated her status- Okay spelling bee- Max-

Comments:

Max: "Max" M-a-c-k-s

Max: "Max"

May: That's not your word

Drew: That's your name

May: And you misspelt it

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Green has tagged Red in her status- Hey Red

Comments:

Red: *waves*

Blue: *glares*

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Blue has tagged Green in his status- Stupid b*tch

Comments:

Green: What?

Blue: Sorry! My Vulpix stepped on my keyboard!

Green: Oh lol okay

Blue: Wanna hear a secret?

Green: Sure

Blue: I don't have a Vulpix

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Yellow has tagged Blue in her status- Stop being jealous

Comments:

Blue: I'm not jealous

Yellow: Hey Red!

Red: *waves*

Blue: HIIISSSSS GET AWAY

Yellow: ...

Red: ...

Blue: I see your point

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Hau has updated his status- Hey if you live past 112, you get to be a teenager again

Comments:

Gladion: Gfy

(A/N. Weeeelll

Didn't you say you were gonna focus on your other book? -You

Yeah but I'm a savage so deal with it YOU DON'T OWN ME

Okay I just felt like writing another chapter okay WHY DON'T YOU SUE ME

Bonus- if you get the reference I made with Max, May, and Drew, congrats

So uh

K thx bai)