If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter The final

Ash has updated his status- Hey Professor! How're all my Pokémon doing?

Comments:

Dr. Oak: Chill they're fine. Maybe I'll write a poem about them

Dawn: Yessss

Ash: Please no

Paul: Why did I get back together with her...

Dawn: SHUT UP YOU LOVE ME

Misty: *facepalm*

Dr. Oak: All of Ash's Pokémon...They are quite the delight...Like Vanillite

Dawn: Amazing as usual

May: Obviously you've taken one too many bangs to the headboard, Dawn

Dawn: SNITCH

May: SINNER

Ash: I feel like I've heard that poem before...

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~Dr. Oak is in a relationship~

Comments:

Ash: Wow Professor, who is it?

Dr. Oak: Your mom

Ash: Wasn't funny the first time

Ash: Still not funny

Dr. Oak: I disagree

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Misty has updated her status- Ah I remember the days when I liked Ash

Comments:

Ash: But you just told me you loved me like two chapters ago

Meowth: Wstvh tje fickimg wskl

May: Same

Dawn: Those were some dark days

Ash: HEY

Iris: Agreed

Ash: Fake b*tch

Serena: Ditto

Ash: OH COME ON! EVEN YOU SERENA?!

Serena: Yeah I gotta agree with them Ash

Serena: But see now I have someone who WON'T TEXT BACK

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Kenny has updated his status- I hate Paul

Comments:

Ash: Join the f**king club, dude

Kenny: He stole Dawn from me

Dawn: Like you even had me to begin with...

Paul: Get over it

Kenny: Never! Let's battle for Dawn's love!

Paul: Lmao no

Kenny: Scared?

Paul: HA

Paul: I'll crush you

Dawn: You got this babe

Paul: I know

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Paul has updated his status- How pathetic

Comments:

Kenny: Shut up

Dawn: That's my Paulie!!!