If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I can't believe y'all thought N would sin

Clemont has tagged Serena in his status- Why are you mad? Because I took too long to reply to your text?

Comments:

Serena: No

Clemont: Then why?

Serena: Because you took too long to reply to my text

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- I am going to get a rock, write "I miss you" on it, and throw it at you so you know how much it hurts to miss you

Comments:

Hilda: I don't know how to feel about that

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Hilda has updated her status- ROSA JUST DEADA$$ ASKED ME IF I WAS PREGNANT

Comments:

Bianca: What a hoe!

Bianca: Are you?

Hilda: NO!

Hilda: N DOESN'T SIN

Rosa: Woah woah wait...

Rosa: Who said N was the father?

Hilda: ...

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Hilda has updated her status- SQUAD I NEED YOU

Comments:

Gladion: Nah

Silver: We're staying out of this one

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Hilda has updated her status- Sick of all these fake friends

Comments:

Silver: Shut up

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Gary has updated his status- It's almost Valentine's Day, and I don't know what to get myself yet

Comments:

Misty: How about a sense of reality?
~Ash, Brock, and six others have liked this comment

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Dawn has updated her status- Paul wasn't at his house when I stopped by, so I took a nap in his bed

Comments:

May: Goals

Reggie: I didn't even know you stopped by wtf

Paul: Wait how did she get in then?

Dawn: Don't ask silly questions, Paulie

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Hau has tagged Gladion in his status- Why is there a fruit called a grapefruit when there's a fruit called a grape?

Comments:

Gladion: Why do you ask stupid questions?

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Sylveon has updated her status- I'm having a problem with this person

Comments:

Arceus: Kill them

Sylveon: Um no

Nobody: I'll kill them for you

Sylveon: N O

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Pikachu has tagged Red in his status- I LOVE YOU TRAINER RED!!!

Comments:

Red: <3

Blue: Yeah well I love him MORE

Red: *Sighs*

Red: ...

Red: <3 ...

Blue: O M G

Green: Oh my god, kiss already

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Trip has updated his status- Oh my f**king god I'm so embarrassed right now

Comments:

Iris: You're being over dramatic

Serena: What did you do

Iris: Nothing!

Iris: It's just Trip and I were at a restaurant and this lady came over and started talking to him so I called her a $lut

Trip: She was the waitress!!!

Iris: OKAY AND?!

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Bianca has tagged Hilda in her status- Wait so if you're not pregnant, why have you been acting weird lately???

Comments:

Hilda: That is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Cheren: Wow okay what a bother

Rosa: He's defending his gf

Hilda: Omg

Cheren: SHE'S NOT MY GF

Bianca: Not yet

Cheren: What

Bianca: You read me

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Giovanni has tagged Lusamine in his status- Hello welcome to the bad parents club

Comments:

Lusamine: What

Lusamine: I'm not a bad parent

Lusamine: I just have a really bad way of dealing with my grief

Ghetsis: Okay sure

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- So like is your mom chill, or is she crazy too?

Comments:

Silver: That's an interesting question

Ariana: I HATE YOU LYRA YOU BROUGHT MY ORGANIZATION DOWN AND TURNED MY SON AGAINST US

Lyra: I have my answer

(A/N. Lmao I'm back

For now

Anyways this chapter is...

I don't even know

I'm just gonna

Leave

BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU THAT I SAW MY FAV COMEDIAN JOHN MULANEY ON TUESDAY

He's so funny <3

So uh

K thx bai!)