If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter NOW HERE IS A RIDDLE

N has updated his status- TO GUESS IF YOU CAN

Comments:

Hilbert: What

N: SING THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME

Hilbert: Oh

Hilda: That's mah precious boi right there

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Lillie has tagged Gladion in her status- Hoe

Comments:

Gladion: This is why I left you

Lillie: Maybe I wanted you to leave

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Moon has updated her status- Ya know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went

Comments:

Gladion: Yeah?

Moon: Yeah. But then it dawned on me

Dawn: 0/10

Sun: Ehhh...4/10

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Why are you eating ice cream

Comments:

Silver: I always eat ice cream when I'm having a bad day

Lyra: You eat ice cream every day

Silver: You are correct

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING BLOOD ON YOUR CLOTHES

Comments:

Gladion: Um...

Moon: Were you even f**king listening

Gladion: No

Lillie: Trouble in paradise???

Lusamine: No it's going pretty good here I think

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Hilda has updated her status- N gave me a gracidea bouquet today and I'm very confused for many reasons

Comments:

N: Why are you confused

Hilda: Well for starters

Hilda: They're not native to Unova

N: Yes I know

N: Continue

Hilda: Also why

N: Because gracidea flowers are a sign of gratitude

N: And I'm grateful that you're in my life

Hilda: ...

Hilda: Well look at that

Hilda: My nose is bleeding

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Sylveon has updated her status- Heh...the crushing is in motion...

Comments:

Arceus: Stop

Sylveon: I'm afraid I cannot do that

Arceus: Are you sure some (completely legal) memes won't change your mind???

Hilda: Pardon???

Silver: I don't think so

Sylveon: *Evil laugh* Oh I'm sure

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N has updated his status- *Cries*

Comments:

Hugh: Why are you crying now?

N: DUMBO LEARNT HOW TO FLY AND SAW HIS MOTHER AGAIN

Hilda: I'm in love with this man

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Gladion has tagged Hilda and Silver in his status- Hey I need this week off

Comments:

Hilda: Tf

Gladion: Also next week

Silver: Um

Gladion: And the week after that

Hilda: Why?

Gladion: Well...

Silver: You're not...leaving the squad are you???

Gladion: Well see here-

Hilda: I ALWAYS KNEW I SHOULD QUESTION YOUR LOYALTY

Gladion: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT

Silver: OH YEAH SURE! ITS BECAUSE OF MOON, ISN'T IT?

Gladion: What? No! What I have with her has NOTHING on what I have with you guys!

Hilda: Oh sure you say that now!

Silver: I can't believe this...you think you know someone...

Gladion: You guys...

Hilda: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN

Silver: DON'T EVEN BOTHER COMING HOME SMH

Gladion: FINE

Gladion: AND BY THE WAY

Gladion: YOU GUYS HAVE SMALL GUNS

Hilda and Silver: G A S P

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- You f**king didn't

Comments:

Sylveon: I f**king did

(A/N. Heh

Whoops

Sorry not sorry

They've been on the rocks for months, it was bound to happen eventually

Anyway

I'm on winter break now

So

I'll have more time to neglect my writing

Also this chapter is short I know just shhhhh

So uh

K thx bai!)