If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Ash don't give no f**ks

Ash has updated his status- EATIN ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST #ImAThug

Comments:

Delia: Ash Ketchup! You should not be eating ice cream for breakfast!!

Ash: I don't give no f**ks! I'm all the way in Kalos! What are you gonna do?

Delia: Bonnie...

Bonnie: On it

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Ash has updated his status- Ow Bonnie hit me!!

Comments:

Serena: Oh dear...

Bonnie: YOUR MOM TOLD ME I COULD SLAP YOU WHENEVER YOU DID SOMETHING SHE DIDNT APPROVE OF

Ash: MOM!!

Delia: YOU BETTER SHAPE UP

Dawn: *sings quietly* 'cause I need a man

Misty: *sings quietly* and my heart is set on you

Ash: Shut up you two

Iris: *Sings loudly* YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT

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Dawn has tagged Misty and Iris in her status- Lets go to Kalos, find Ash, and chase him around singing Grease music

Comments

Misty: Seems like a lot of work

Iris: I'll do it

May: Really?

Iris: Yeah I'm bored

Dawn: Come on Misty!!

Misty: Ughhhhhh

Dawn and Iris: Pleeeeaaassseeeee

Misty: Fine.

Dawn: Yay!!

Misty: But-

Dawn: Damn

Iris: What do you want, Misty?

Misty: I want Dawn to say sorry to Paul

Dawn: WHAT?!!!!

Dawn: WHY??!!!!

Misty: IM SICK OF SEEING YOUR BULLSHIT IN MY FEED

Dawn: ITS NOT BULLSHIT

Misty: YOU CANT WEAR PAJAMAS IN PUBLIC

Dawn: How DARE you!!

Iris: Oh shit

May: F**k

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~Dawn has unfriended Misty

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Bianca has updated her status- What if he's your Romeo but you're not his Juliet?

Comments:

Hilda: It means you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play

Bianca: YA KNOW WHAT

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Ash has updated his status- When a girl you're traveling with keeps slapping you

Comments:

Bonnie: BEHAVE

Ash: Naahhhhh

Bonnie: Imma slap you

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Serena has updated her status- BONNIE STOP

Comments:

Bonnie: What? Why?

Serena: Because

Bonnie: HES NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND

Ash: Yeah there's this space between the words "boy" and "friend" called the friend zone.

Kenny: DAMMMMNNN

Barry: *Blasts airhorns* *Plays John Cena music*

Kenny: GET REKT

Serena: Stop saying that!

Kenny: NEVVVVAAARRRR

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(A/N. I have cut this chapter a little short because awhile ago I got tagged to do something, and I'm just getting around to it now.
I was tagged by Tinybrat10 to do this stuff about me tag or something.

So yeah I'm gonna start now

Your nickname:
Lol what's a nickname. I don't have one

Your eye color:
Brown

Hair color:
1. Why does it matter? 2. Brown

One fact about yourself:
I'm gonna relate this to Pokemon.
I ship Ash with one person and one person only- Misty

Favorite color:
Blue. Cause. I can.

Favorite place:
Not school!!

Favorite celebrity:
PAUL RUDD

Favorite animal:
Idk...Arctic fox?

Favorite song:
DEMONS BY IMAGINE DRAGONS

Favorite book:
House of Hades (#ILoveNico)

I tag everyone who feels like doing this. If you don't want to-don't

That is all k Thx bai)